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It happened a long time ago before everyone had this caller id crap that everyone has on their phone, which really doesn't work anymore because of all the "Air Canada" and "Captain Bob" calls I get from a local number. I have never flown Air Canada nor do I know a Captain Bob!

I knew Aunt Bonnie was calling back to Cathy because they had just hung up, so when the phone rang I jumped up to beat everyone to the phone, snatching just before Cathy got it. As it might be Aunt Bonnie I spoke a little louder than usual.

The rest goes like this

Ring, Ring

Ben: "how do you like me so far"

Aunt Bonnie: "That's no way to answer a telephone, you dumb (and here is where you have fill in the word that is the offspring between a donkey and a mule, as this site won't let me use the "proper" word) now let me talk to Cathy!!!

I think she turned up her voice also.

Once I passed the phone over everyone else in the room burst out laughing for she was loud enough for everyone else to hear